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Black hoodie with a raccoon holding a trophy and 'Dad Joke Champion' text on a white background

'Dad Joke Champ' Classic Hoodie

$34.95 USD
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For when you need your rebellion with a side of comfort.  This isn't just a hoodie - it's your armor for those days when you're done asking permission to be yourself. Soft enough for lounging, bold enough for making statements, perfect for living life on your own terms. 

What makes this special

-Premium comfort blend that moves with your independent spirit

-Drawstring hood for dramatic effect during important declarations

-Front pocket for essentials (phone, keys, snacks, manifestos)

-Durable print that won't fade even when your patience does

-Featuring a full color design on the front

Ideal for:

-Work-from-home warriors who've given up on real pants

-Weekend rebels who eat breakfast for dinner

-Anyone who's mastered the art of selective hearing

-People who understand that 'because I want to' is reason enough

The practical details:

-Full size range S-3XL with precise measurements available

-Easy care: cold wash inside-out, gentle cycle, mild detergent only

-Skip the fabric softeners - they're for people who follow all the rules

-Low heat tumble dry or hang dry to maintain that perfect fit

-Iron cool and inside-out if absolutely necessary

Disclaimer: Hoodie provides comfort and style. Actual rebellion skills sold separately. Side effects may include increased confidence and decreased tolerance for nonsense.

Shipping not included in price.


 

            Size guide

 

LENGTH (inches)

WIDTH (inches)

S

27

20

M

28

22

L

29

24

XL

30

26

2XL

31

28

3XL

32

30

Care & Maintenance

To maintain the beauty and integrity of your purchase, we recommend treating it with care. Simple maintenance practices, such as gentle washing and proper storage, can effectively preserve the longevity of your favorites. We encourage you to refer to the care instructions page.

Size & Fit

Our products are crafted to fit true to size, ensuring that you can confidently select your usual size with ease. Whether you’re looking for a relaxed or tailored fit, our designs are made to complement your unique shape and style.

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