For when you need your rebellion with a side of comfort.

This isn't just a hoodie - it's your armor for those days when you're done asking permission to be yourself. Soft enough for lounging, bold enough for making statements, perfect for living life on your own terms.

What makes this special
-Premium comfort blend that moves with your independent spirit
-Drawstring hood for dramatic effect during important declarations
-Front pocket for essentials (phone, keys, snacks, manifestos)
-Durable print that won't fade even when your patience does
-Featuring a full color design on the front and hidden back label design, to entertain those lucky enough to stand behind you at the checkout

Ideal for:
-Work-from-home warriors who've given up on real pants
-Weekend rebels who eat breakfast for dinner
-Anyone who's mastered the art of selective hearing
-People who understand that 'because I want to' is reason enough
The practical details:
-Full size range S-3XL with precise measurements available
-Easy care: cold wash inside-out, gentle cycle, mild detergent only
-Skip the fabric softeners - they're for people who follow all the rules
-Low heat tumble dry or hang dry to maintain that perfect fit
-Iron cool and inside-out if absolutely necessary

Disclaimer: Hoodie provides comfort and style. Actual rebellion skills sold separately. Side effects may include increased confidence and decreased tolerance for nonsense.

Shipping not included in price.


This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

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